OUTKAST
ALIVE
Fuelled by caffeine, sustained by sarcasm—the “I USED TO BE ALIVE” tee is your go-to uniform for surviving modern burnout with a smirk. Whether you're fighting deadlines or fending off existential dread, this shirt speaks fluent exhaustion so you don’t have to.
Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it features a relaxed, classic fit built for all-day comfort. It’s perfect for overthinkers, night owls, and caffeine junkies who wear their mental fatigue like a badge of honor. The bold, minimalistic print delivers a heavy dose of dark humor, making it as versatile as your moods—office stress, social anxiety, or just zombie mode activated.
This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a mood. Wear it when you're 2% battery and 98% determination. Pair it with your go-to jeans, coffee in hand, and let the world know: you're still standing, even if barely. Because being alive is overrated anyway.
| SIZE CHART (in inches) | |||
| Size | Length | Chest | Shoulder |
| XS | 25 | 36 | 15 |
| S | 26 | 38 | 16 |
| M | 27 | 40 | 17 |
| L | 28 | 42 | 18 |
| XL | 29 | 44 | 19 |
| 2XL | 30 | 46 | 20 |
| 3XL | 31 | 48 | 21 |
ALIVE
Estimated delivery between 02 September and 04 September.
Fuelled by caffeine, sustained by sarcasm—the “I USED TO BE ALIVE” tee is your go-to uniform for surviving modern burnout with a smirk. Whether you're fighting deadlines or fending off existential dread, this shirt speaks fluent exhaustion so you don’t have to.
Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it features a relaxed, classic fit built for all-day comfort. It’s perfect for overthinkers, night owls, and caffeine junkies who wear their mental fatigue like a badge of honor. The bold, minimalistic print delivers a heavy dose of dark humor, making it as versatile as your moods—office stress, social anxiety, or just zombie mode activated.
This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a mood. Wear it when you're 2% battery and 98% determination. Pair it with your go-to jeans, coffee in hand, and let the world know: you're still standing, even if barely. Because being alive is overrated anyway.
| SIZE CHART (in inches) | |||
| Size | Length | Chest | Shoulder |
| XS | 25 | 36 | 15 |
| S | 26 | 38 | 16 |
| M | 27 | 40 | 17 |
| L | 28 | 42 | 18 |
| XL | 29 | 44 | 19 |
| 2XL | 30 | 46 | 20 |
| 3XL | 31 | 48 | 21 |
Outkast Fits for Outkast Days.
Made for chill days and deep thoughts.
Books, coffee, cat naps - we’re here for it.
Dialed in, but never overdressed.
This tee’s got “everyday legend” energy.
Not made to blend in.
For the bold hearts and louder vibes.
Lazy? Nah, we call it laid-back.
Weekend moods, every day of the week.
Just Your Kind of Chaos
