OUTKAST
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Existential Crisis is overthinking, but make it fashion. My brain’s on a loop… and the loop has questions. This oversized t-shirt is for the deep thinkers, the blank starers, and the stylish spiralers who ask why more than what’s up. It’s soft, relatable, and slightly dramatic—just like your late-night thoughts.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for maximum comfort during emotional avalanches, mid-scroll dread spirals, or your 7th cup of coffee. The oversized fit wraps you like a comfort zone, while the tongue-in-cheek vibe keeps it light. Whether you're journaling your crisis or just vibing with your cat in silence, this tee gets it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
| SIZE CHART (in inches) | |||
| Size | Length | Chest | Shoulder |
| S | 28 | 20.5 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 21.5 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22.5 | 21 |
| XL | 31 | 23.5 | 22 |
| 2XL | 32 | 24.5 | 23 |
| 3XL | 33 | 25.5 | 24 |
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Estimated delivery between 02 September and 04 September.
Existential Crisis is overthinking, but make it fashion. My brain’s on a loop… and the loop has questions. This oversized t-shirt is for the deep thinkers, the blank starers, and the stylish spiralers who ask why more than what’s up. It’s soft, relatable, and slightly dramatic—just like your late-night thoughts.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for maximum comfort during emotional avalanches, mid-scroll dread spirals, or your 7th cup of coffee. The oversized fit wraps you like a comfort zone, while the tongue-in-cheek vibe keeps it light. Whether you're journaling your crisis or just vibing with your cat in silence, this tee gets it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
| SIZE CHART (in inches) | |||
| Size | Length | Chest | Shoulder |
| S | 28 | 20.5 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 21.5 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22.5 | 21 |
| XL | 31 | 23.5 | 22 |
| 2XL | 32 | 24.5 | 23 |
| 3XL | 33 | 25.5 | 24 |
Outkast Fits for Outkast Days.
Made for chill days and deep thoughts.
Books, coffee, cat naps - we’re here for it.
Dialed in, but never overdressed.
This tee’s got “everyday legend” energy.
Not made to blend in.
For the bold hearts and louder vibes.
Lazy? Nah, we call it laid-back.
Weekend moods, every day of the week.
Just Your Kind of Chaos
